Some Questions About Me

1) How many keys are on your keychain?A lot.House Key, Car Key, File Cabinet Key, Mail Key, I guess that's not a lot!
2) If you were given a canvas and watercolors, what would you paint?oh i dont know I can't paint for crap!
3) What do you regard as the most repulsive form of music?none
4) Whose mind, besides your own, would you like to control?the world ha ha ha ha.JUST KIDDING I wouldn't want to control anyone's mind!
5) What is the most dangerous occupation?oh I don't know there's a lot of them
6) What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?Wake up the boys
7) What do you consider the greatest threat to mankind?Men lol
8) If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?Theres lots of times Id like to go...
9) What are you thankful you are not doing right now?I'm thankful that I'm not with jerkface anymore!
10) What is your favorite kind of candy?Chocolate.
11) What is your favorite thing about the beach?I havent been to a beach in 17 years and you expect me to answer that?
12) If you were invisible, where would you go?ooooo Lots of places!!!! And no I'm not thinking dirty either!
13) What is one object in your home that you are embarrassed to own?nothing
14) Fill in the blank; When I dance, I look like:no comment
15) Who is one person you wish you would have never met?I really don't want to answer that question.
16) What is your favorite fruit?Strawberries, Grapes & Watermelon! Oh and i love fresh pineapple and kiwi! Fresh blackberries are pretty dang shnazzy too!
17) What is your favorite kind of cookie?not a big cookie fan... however I love cookie dough..... i know i'm retarded ok?!
18) If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?oh I don't know there's lots of places! ha ha
19) What do you need to get right now at the drug storeIf they sold lives I'd get one!
20) What song do you keep hearing over and over again?"Mouth Shut" by The Veronica's good song! has lots of meaing to me
21) What was the happiest age of your life?childhood and in 2006
22) What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?my black cami that I wear under my shirts. into the whole layered look.When you have a long torso you have to layer!
23) What two words describe your lifestyle?crazy/laid back
24) Which ocean creature fascinates you most?Dolphins and fishies
25) On a scale of 1-10; how religious are you?9-10
26) What historical figure would you most like to have a discussion with?Several come to mind.... Abe Lincoln, The Earp brothers, Martin Luther King Jr., J Rockefeller (I'm actually in a roundabout way related to him but..... I cant remember how and not close enough to have the money!!!), I'd love to knock Bruce Ismay upside the head (from the Titanic story yes he was a real person and yes he was a yellowlivered snake), people from the titanic (captain, passengers, survivors etc...), lots of people!
27) What colors look best on you?Black, Blues and Greens & purples.Pink does too
28) What is your favorite thing about being sick?ok are you demented? I hate being sick!
29) Whats new?nuttin much whats new with you?
30) Why are you here right now?because I have no life and I'm bored
31) What commercial do you find most annoying?don't watch tv so when I do I would have to say all of them!
32) What was your favorite meal growing up?My mom's chicken fried steak or her pizza (all of you who know my mom would agree to this)
33) If you had to spend the rest of your life in one place, where would it be?Pacific Islands
34) Fill in the blank; I am so much smarter than:a lot of people ... and what they think I am apparently
35) What one person or thing reminds you of the 80s?Tammi. Because we love the 80's.... movies, music, etc...
36) What is college really good for?duh learning, getting a degree, etc...
37) Where is the most beautiful place you have ever been?The Temple... and will again one day! *sigh* oh and the white mountains (fave place to be besides the temple)
38) What body part aches you the most right now?my head from lack of sleep & my hands (think I might be getting carpal tunnel or arthritis)
39) When is the angriest you have ever been?when my ex made me snap a couple of months ago.
40) What do you waste your time doing?internet
41) On a scale of 1-10; how much do you trust people?I trusted too much and look where it got me!
42) If you were forced to choose your own death, how would you die?while I'm sleeping so I don't feel nothin
43) On a scale of 1-10; how photogenic are you?0
44) What aspect of your personality could use a little work?a lot!
45) What is your greatest addiction?men unfortunately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46) What issue are you sick of hearing about?that octomom, the economy, barack osama ooops i mean obama, etc.... lots of issues!
47) If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?i dont know.... blue eyed monster? rofl!!!!!
48) What language would you like to master?Spanish, French & Italian
49) What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?Chicken Lo Mein, or Sweet & Sour Chicken I LOVE chinese food... those are just my faves
50) Who would you least likely expect a phone call from?the ex.... he better not ever call me again!
51) What is the longest you have ever gone without a shower?ewwwwwwww like a few days at girls camp the year we go out hiking and stay I believe back then it was called The adventurer year..... now its something different
52) What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?there's lots of them steel magnolias, Titanic, The Notebook ( cant get through those 3 without crying)
54) Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?an elevator if your severely chlostrophobic like I am!
55) What is the cutest animal on Earth?baby animals
56) Name one celebrity that has no right being a celebrity.right now I think Kristen Stewart.... she did a good job on Twilight but I think they should have picked someone else.
57) What hobby have you always wanted to pick up?drawing, painting

25 Random Things

Here are 25 random facts about me

1. I was adopted at birth and found my birth "mother" about 5 years ago.

2. I have 2 older brothers, 4 nieces and 4 nephews.

3. My Zodiac sign is Pisces

4. I am 32 years old (as of February 19)

5. I am addicted to reading the Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

6. I am the coolest dork you will ever know.

7. I have a weird ocd about skittles and m & m's.... I color coat them and eat them according to color.

8. I have been coloring my hair for so long that I don't even know what my actual hair color should be now.

9. When I was a little girl, I used to dream of becoming a make-up artist and a hair-stylist (till my cousin Missy ruined it by telling me horror stories about the hair she used to have to do when she was in college! ewwwww I still remember a couple stories! Traumatized me for life!

10. I love music from every genre. There's hardly any music that I don't like. I don't like much Rap (crap) which is also Retarded Attempt at Poetry.

11. Loud screamo music calms me down when I'm thouroughly ticked off.

12. When I clean I have to have loud music on or I don't get much done... it gets me going I guess you could say.

13. My dad is a big time smart-alek.... and I'm turning out just like him even saying some of the things he says.

14. My mom taught early morning seminary off and on for 15 years. She was never my seminary teacher though... she was Relief Society president when I was in High School until my last year and by that time I was in St. David school and had release time seminary.

15. I graduated from St. David High School in 1996.

16. I have 2 boys named David & Daniel.

17. My eyes change color with the colors that I wear and also with my moods. Even cooler than that my oldest son has one eye that is half hazel green and half hazel brown! (when he was a baby it was half blue half green)

18. My favorite colors are pink, light blue, dark green, burgundy, navy and black oh and lavendar and purple.

19. I want to write a book one day.

20. I write poetry (but sadly havent in a while and should again.)

21. My parents have been married for 45 years this September.

22. My nephew Tyler was born on my mom and dad's anniversary (and it was also Ironically labor day)

23. Both of my children were born Cesarean Section.

24. I have lots of nick-names

25. Even though I'm adopted people always tell me I look like the Barney's and like the Welker's.

Time Is Flying

Well here we are and it's almost at the end of Feburary already! Holy cow! It seems like it was just barely the new year! I have less than a year to lose weight and stuff before we head out to Disneyland!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone wanna count Weight Watcher's points with me??????????????????

We are planning to go the first week of December. FUN FUN!!!! I so cannot wait! The last time I went to Disneyland was for my Senior Trip back in 1996 so it's been a while. lol. They were close to finishing California Adventure park when we were there. The boys are so past excited for the trip. We've been meaning to go for a couple of years now.... but something has always happened or gone wrong.... so this year WE ARE GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooo! I'm so excited! I love Disneyland! My mom was talking about how we needed to go before the kids grow out of it..... hello! I just turned 32 on Thursday and I still am just excited to go to disneyland as I was as a child! lol!

All Time Faves (some are still there some are gone now but still my faves and in no particular order)

Matterhorn

Space Mountain

Splash Mountain

Thundermountain Railroad

Country Bears (not there anymore)

Tea Cups

Small World (ULTIMATE FAVE!!!!)

Pirates of the Carribean (and I've heard it's changed)

SNOW DAY!!!!!

WOW! What an awesome surprise to wake up this morning and find that it snowed all night long and actually STUCK! And thick too! So we also got a phone call this morning saying that school was cancelled for the day so my boys got to play in some really thick (well thick for us) snow for the first time. They had so much fun. They threw snowballs at eachother, made snow angels, attempted to build a snowman, etc... we had so much fun!!!! It was FREEZING but so worth it!!!!! What was the best part about it though was what David said about it. He said "Mommy when I say my prayers tonight I am going to thank Heavenly Father for sending us snow and making it stick because it is a Beautiful and wonderful gift from our Heavenly Father". What an amazing little boy he is. Oh the faith of children!!!

Life is getting better

Well as all of you know, I was having a pretty rough patch there in my life.... but.... I can happily say that things are going a lot better. With the help of a kind and merciful and forgiving Heavenly Father and 2 of the most loving parents anyone could ever ask for and also loving family and friends I am pulling through and I am on my way to recovery. It's a long rough road ahead of me.... but I am enduring it and I have taken the right steps to recovery and I WILL get to where I need to be and I WILL stay there!

Funny Things My Kids Have Said

Sorry Karen I had to read yours and add mine! I was laughing so hard when I was reading some of the HILARIOUS stuff that my nieces and nephews have said. So here I am adding mine.

Here in Arizona when you get food stamps they come on a credit card type card with numbers and your name on it, etc.... one day I had misplaced it and I asked the boys if they would help me find it.

David: "Um mommy what is food stamps?"
Danny: "Isn't it a stamp with food on it?" ROFL!!!

My grandmother has Dementia and up until about a month ago she was living right next door to my mom and dad and they took care of her. David loved to go over and visit with "great gramma". He really loves her and loves to talk to her and show her stuff. Anyway a couple of years ago my mom came home from over there and was laughing so hard and asked me if I wanted to know what my son had sad.... I was nervous... lol. and the story went like this
My grandma came walking into the room with her walker....

David: "Great Gramma, what's wrong with your legs?"
Grandma: "Oh I guess they're just getting old"
David: (puzzles for a bit) "Oh.... like your face?"

My dad had been talking on the phone when my mom was trying to tell us by the time he got off she was laughing so hard she couldnt talk. So I told him what David had said... in comes more laughter.

One day I was getting ready for my cousin Kendra's baby shower when she was pregnant with her son Jackson. I was wrapping up a little outfit for them. In walks Danny.

Danny: "Mommy, who is that baby clothes for?" (he was like 3 or 4 at the time)
Me: "They are for Kendra's baby"
Danny: "Oh where is he?"
Me: "He's still in Kendra's belly"
Danny: (gets this strange look on his face, pops his eyes out and in a crazy voice): "SHE ATE HIM?"!!!!!
Me: No Danny that's not how it works.
David: "Mommy you ate us when you were pregnant"
Me: "No david and Danny that's not how it works and I'm not ready to explain it to you" ha ha ha ha

Miss Grinch has been humbled

I could have definitely been called a Grinch this year. I had NO Christmas spirit for most of the season. I had nothing to give my kids, no money to get them anything... I was depressed beyond belief. My children are so amazing though. I told them from the get go that we may not get a whole lot for Christmas this year and you know what? they said "Okay mom, we know you're having a hard time" can you believe that? I have got the most amazing kids!!!!! So anyway we went to go visit my grandfather up in Safford and they gave us a gift card at walmart. They wanted me to spend some of it on me but I spent EVERY dime of it on my kids. Then my parents asked me what I wanted and I told my mom that all I wanted is for my kids to have something for Christmas. So my parents helped me buy some presents for my children... they didnt have to... but they did ( i love my parents so much!!!!!) Then I was starting to get the christmas spirit.... and then yesterday was the most humbling day for me. I was sitting at my computer working on a christmas project for my mom and dad and I hear a knock at my door.... cautious person that I am (one would call it paranoid the other would call it cautious) looked out my peephole and I didnt see anyone there. I opened the door and there were 3 wrapped christmas presents... one for me and one for each of the boys. Then something was telling me "Go check your mail". So being sick as sick can be I didnt want to but I heard it again "Go check your mail". I opened my mail box to find 2 christmas cards... one from a cousin and his beautiful family and the other from "Secret Santa" with 5 $20 bills inside it saying "God Bless You". I cried like the bawl baby that I am and realized that there are amazing people in the world. I don't know who the secret santas were.... but I send the most heart-felt thank you to them from the bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas everyone! I love you all!!!