Funny Things My Kids Have Said

Sorry Karen I had to read yours and add mine! I was laughing so hard when I was reading some of the HILARIOUS stuff that my nieces and nephews have said. So here I am adding mine.

Here in Arizona when you get food stamps they come on a credit card type card with numbers and your name on it, etc.... one day I had misplaced it and I asked the boys if they would help me find it.

David: "Um mommy what is food stamps?"
Danny: "Isn't it a stamp with food on it?" ROFL!!!

My grandmother has Dementia and up until about a month ago she was living right next door to my mom and dad and they took care of her. David loved to go over and visit with "great gramma". He really loves her and loves to talk to her and show her stuff. Anyway a couple of years ago my mom came home from over there and was laughing so hard and asked me if I wanted to know what my son had sad.... I was nervous... lol. and the story went like this
My grandma came walking into the room with her walker....

David: "Great Gramma, what's wrong with your legs?"
Grandma: "Oh I guess they're just getting old"
David: (puzzles for a bit) "Oh.... like your face?"

My dad had been talking on the phone when my mom was trying to tell us by the time he got off she was laughing so hard she couldnt talk. So I told him what David had said... in comes more laughter.

One day I was getting ready for my cousin Kendra's baby shower when she was pregnant with her son Jackson. I was wrapping up a little outfit for them. In walks Danny.

Danny: "Mommy, who is that baby clothes for?" (he was like 3 or 4 at the time)
Me: "They are for Kendra's baby"
Danny: "Oh where is he?"
Me: "He's still in Kendra's belly"
Danny: (gets this strange look on his face, pops his eyes out and in a crazy voice): "SHE ATE HIM?"!!!!!
Me: No Danny that's not how it works.
David: "Mommy you ate us when you were pregnant"
Me: "No david and Danny that's not how it works and I'm not ready to explain it to you" ha ha ha ha